"And finally, Tom, we have the President, Donald Trump, Grand Marshal of today's glorious display of American military might. As you can see, President Trump is riding atop the only true float in the parade, after two full hours of tanks and missiles and the like. Waving proudly, he is. Such a big boy on his float, so happy down there. This idea for this float, actually, we're told, was conceived by the President himself. If we can get the wide shot...yes, there we go. As you can see, it's actually a giant replica of the Big Nuclear Button he has tweeted about in the past, much, ahh, bigger than Kim Jong Un's button, of course. Yes, Tom, there on the bunting, if you look, if we can get a little rotational look at it, you can see it says as it wraps around the float, "BIGGER AND MORE POWERFUL -- AND MINE WORKS!!!" which is, of course, also from the President's tweets about his, ahh, his nuclear button. The float has stopped, the parade has slowed for a moment here, in front of Trump International Hotel, in the old Post Office building, I'm sure for the photo opportunity, a beautiful hotel, this one, and then will continue down Pennsylvania Ave right up to the White House. Just a wonderful tradition born here this 4th of July. Fuck, Tom, I don't know. Back to you."
WaPo: Trump’s ‘marching orders’ to the Pentagon: Plan a grand military parade
