YOU CAN'T DO THAT
Four years ago today, this dope bleated "YOU CAN'T DO THAT...WHAT'S GOING ON?!" re: Indiana Jones and Ghostbusters sequels production rumors. We are as close to the 2020 election, today, as we were to the 2016 election when he posted this. This ten seconds of transcendent idiocy that I keep watching, that I can’t stop watching, that has made me laugh so many times--I don't mean to suggest that this astonishing rhetorical shart is itself all the evidence necessary to sentence this country to total, merciful annihilation, but...yeah, actually, that is what I mean to suggest. We haven’t even come close to owning The Trumppening in a way that suggests we will ever properly understand it, or ever escape it. We should be fired into the sun.
How can this be?
You can't do that. What’s going on. What’s going on. What’s going on.
